"Mangalore Shame"-News My Way

News My Way

So the Karnataka Police finally arrested Pramod Muthalik, the founder leader of Sri Ram Sene. Now during his arrest, as Mr. Pramod got encounter with the media cameras  he proudly said, “My boys may have gone overbored…..sorry…..overboard, but what ever they did was to protect the culture of this country’s women. Thier methods this time may be an issue of debate but I can tell you the boys were sincere in their intention.”

On the other hand one of the victim of this case on a TV news channel told that, “few of us had pants pulled down, skirts pulled down.”……hmmm….. now i got your words MR. Pramod, “the boys were sincere in their intention.”

<DISCLAIMER: All the content written below is absolutely fictional.>

Now to move into the depth of this whole issue our correspondent XYZ  interviewed BJP’s leader L.K Advani. So lets have a look on the sweet conversation between them:

XYZ: Sir what would be your first reaction on this whole issue?

Advani: …Hmm..mmm…mmm whether we talk of terrorism …mmm…, whether we talk of inflation …mmm…, whether we talk of satyam …mm.. or whether we talk of fuel prices the congress has got totally failed in handling all of them. But I still remember those golden days of shining India, when everything was under our control….I mean all these things were in control.

XYZ: But sir I think BJP is the ruling party in the Karnataka…I mean this state is under your control only..Isn’t It?

Advani: Hmmm…..mm…Yeah I know, actually in this age of mine its very hard to remember all such thing, where we are ruling and were we are not?.

XYZ: Absolutely right sir, If Aamir in Ghajini(pretending like a young man) can’t remember anythink after 14mins & 52secs so how can we expect from you the expired…I mean the one of the inspiring leader to remember all these complicated things.

XYZ: Anyway sir there has  been also numerous rumours regarding these groups which attacked the pub….that they belongs to Ram Sene, a great friend of BJP?   

Advani: Hmmm…mmm… No..no..no..we don’t have any contacts now with any of this Shiv Sene or Amar Singh Sene or Mayawati Sene. But I may promise you that if BJP wins election this time then we will definately hike up the salary of our great Indian Sene, I mean the Indian Army.

XYZ: Hmm….Hmmm…mmm. Anyway thank you sir for taking out some time from your hectic, busy schedule for us.

Advani: Hmmm. Which busy schedule my friend?. I’m still not sitting at PM’s Chair, anyway your welcome.

So Hmmm…mmm..mmm. Sorry actually i too get little bit expired…I mean inspired by the great leader L.K Advani. Anyway this bulletin is over now, so you can now move ahead, surf the net… but do remember to take a medicine(& not the one which is expired) …And I will meet you next time at this same ” URL” with another exicting, mindblowing, thrilling news.

Ramu…plzzz give me too some medicine yaar…

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9 thoughts on “"Mangalore Shame"-News My Way

  1. @Tariq,
    Actually humour is the ultimate thing which we can easily find out from any of the current issue. Moreover it is the only thing which provide us tremendous platform to criticize the government in an unqiue way.
    Last but not the least i think its the only medicine without an expiry date:). And hence i chosen it for the same.
    Thanks.(after all u had appreciated my blog too yaar)

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