Recently all the major national parties released there manifesto’s and declared the start of the ultimate season of the Election Premium League, a league where any leader can go upto any limit in order to win his constituency.
BJP Manifesto*
- Committed to the construction of Ram Mandir at Ayodhya.
My View- 5 years back when BJP was in the center they constructed the Great Indian Corridors and now they are coming up with an idea of another marvel, so whether or not they stand on their words in any other issue but i think they are really committed to this word-”construction”.
- Firm steps to identify and retrieve Indian money slashed away in foreign banks.
My View- On one hand not even a single minister summits his actual assests details to the election commission and on other hand BJP is going to identify and retrieve Indian money from foreign banks.. Kamal hai!
- To introduce POTA type anti-terror law.
My View- But what can POTA do when BJP leaders themselves supports people like Varun Gandhi even after their ridiculous remarks?.
- To detect , detain and deport illegal immigrants.
My View- Till now, even after 26 years of mumbai riots they are not able to detect and detain Dawood Ibrahim, so how can we think of others?
- To bring 33% reservation for women in legislatures.
My View- Okay that means now your women family members also getting ready to enter the politics?.
- Student loans to be made cheaper by fixing interest at 4%.
My View- I think they forget to put * along with 4%(in the superscript). After all its politics yaar so conditions definately applicable.
- A comperhensive National Identity Card for all.
My View- National Identity card?, today also thousands of Indian don’t have even there voter Id cards, so how can one think of this?.
Congress Manifesto*
- Maximum possible security to each and every citizen.
My View- Hmm.. one can imagine it, by only looking at the Orissa, where every next day a bomb is exploding out.
- Increase in the daily wage paid under the NREGA from Rs80 to Rs100.
My View-What this Rs20 increase going to do when every year Inflation rises to its new height?.
- Sharp focus on the special needs of children.
My View-Yeap china toxied toys still out in the market, that’s congress focus.
- New deal for the youth.
My View-Hope you are not thinking to bring another reform like mandatory OBC Quota.
- Broadband network in all villages in 3 years time.
My View-Internet connection toh 1 mahine mein lagta nahin, how can they provide broadband network to all in just 3 years?.
- Expansion of schemes for improving the well being of farmers.
My View-Kya baat hai, very committed towards the farmers. Now i think every one will soon pick up farming as a profession after all congress is there to wave off there loans na..
- Introduction of goods and services tax from April 1,2010.
My View-Yes that’s the one think in which they are absolutely perfect, to empty up people pockets by this tax or some other one.
BSP manifesto*
“Hathi nahi ganesh hai, brahma, vishnu mahesh hai”- by there slogan only one can depict how would be there manifesto?.
*Offer valid till the election ends only.
I still remember that place, where we met face to face.
The glitter i saw in your eyes, the way you looked at me and smile.
I still remember that time, as i can’t forget those days of my life.
The days when you were mine.
The way the wind blows, the way the river flows.
In the same you have leaved me all alone…
The way the heart beats, the way a child speaks.
In the same way you have shattered all my dreams…
But i still remember that time, as i can’t forget those days of my life.
The days when you were mine.
I still regret, I still repent, I kill every second myself.
As i lost one of my dear friend…
Someone with whom i was very close, someone with whom i share all my things.
But now that someone is only in my dreams..
As i still remember that time, those days when you were mine.
As i can’t forget those days of my life…
I still remember you, I still remember that place.
The dimples you have on your face.
The way you talk, the way you walk.
In the same way i miss you a lot..
I still remember that time, i can’t forget those days of my life.
The days when you were mine.. The days when you were mine..
I can’t forget that time…I can’t forget that time.
Composed By- Prabhjot Singh
>>My every song is meant for someone. Any guess?>>
Recently Varun Gandhi grabed everyone’s attention as a video hit out the market in which he is giving out anti-muslim speech. But Varun said that this CD of his speeches has been tampered. Looking ahead into this sensitive issue UltimateChange thought to take an exclusive interview of him to find out the reality. So now read out what happen in this exclusive interview of him with our reporter “R”.
<DISCLAIMER: All the content written below is absolutely fictional.>
R: So sir a CD after another CD , you are getting popular these days?
Varun: I would simply say that,”I stand by whatever I said and so there should not be any question of asking me whatever i not said.”
R: That means you agree that it was you only in that video?.
Varun: No..no.. I mean to say that it was me only but it was not my voice.
R: That mean you not said anything in that rally?.
Varun: No..no..actually i mean to say that I was giving speech over there but not in that way as you are hearing out in that video.
R: Okay, that means you finally agree that it was your voice?
Varun: No..no..I finally mean to say that it was me only, it was my voice, I was saying that but I don’t uttered those ridiculuos words.
R: Okay…okay(You made everyone confused..I can’t tolerate it any more..So let’s change out the topic)
R: So now let’s move ahead Mr.Varun.
Varun: I’m already done that, soon you will have another similar Cd.
R: Nahi..sir I mean to say let’s proceed to next question(Oh my god.).
R: Rajnath Singh declared that BJP will give you ticket irrespective of charges you have.
Varun: I stand by whatever he said and so there should not be any question of asking me whatever he not said.
R: (Kitna uthoge aur? Stand..stand..stand)
R: And what will you comment on your sister who given you advice to read Gita?
Varun: No..no.. I not stand at all by her..I mean to say..
R: Leave it, leave it sir everyone got what you want to say(Don’t start up again).
So this is “R” standing here with Varun Gandhi, who completely stands on whatever he said..I mean to say only whatever he had uttered. Anyway leave it…Surf ahead.
