"Babri Masjid Report"-News My Way

So finally after 17 years of time Mr. Liberhan submitted the Babri Masjid report to P.M of India and once again all the political parties got another issuse to gamble with (oh! yes except BJP ). But it’s really a matter of shame, as it took around 17 big years, to submit up the report(specially when everyone knows who the real convict is).

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Anyway as this report comes out, so is our reporter(R). And taking up this issue seriously(which we most of the time do), our reporter-R quickly rushed out to catch another of Mr.Advani’s exclusive interview.

But amazingly this time Mr.Advani don’t come out to meet ‘R’. And the reason, what we were told for this was that, “Mr.Advani is taking precaution these days, specially when swine flu is out..”(Oh! yes we can understand which swine flu made them housearrest, “H1N1-UPA”).

Anyway, after a lot of request we finally made Mr.Advani agreed to have few words on telephonic converstation with us. So let’s find out what happened as our reporter-R called one and only-Mr.Advani:

{Mr. Advani came onto the phone}

R: Hello! sir, i appreciate that you finally joined us.

Advani: Dekhiye humein pata hai ki, we won’t able to win this time in the election, but aap yeh mat bhuliye ki abhi bhi NDA hi 2nd largest national party hai UPA ke baad.

R: (Yeah sir every one knows exactly which party stands where..)  But sir this wasn’t my question at all..

Advani: {Interupting} Dekhiye NDA mein koi bhi maat-bhiad nahi hai, all leaders of NDA are united..

R: (Yes sir that’s we can see very clearly..) But sir i request you to let me ask something first then you please give your comment on it..

Advani: I know what you want to ask, you don’t know it’s only me as the only leader who has seen about 100′s of terrified.. oops i mean terrific parliament sessions.

Advani: So you just remeber one thing, this is all a part of UPA’s strategy. They always keep on looking for an opportunity, so that they can insult me out.

R: But sir this time it is not UPA, it’s Liberhan commission, who is convicting out you as a part of the conspiracy behind Babri Masjid Demolition.

Advani: {Interupting again..} Dekhiye, whether it’s liberhan commission or CBI or CID etc.. all these are UPA’s agencies…

R: So that means, that you complete not agree with the charges which have been put onto you in this report?

Advani: Listen, all what i know is that, things are really getting now extreme.. Every second day there is some sort of new trouble for me from UPA. So i have decided that i’m going for a retirement from the politics…

R: But sir what of the slogan then, “mazboot neta, nirnayak saarkar?”.

Advani: Hhmmm… for that you will have to wait for my autobiography…

Advani: {Smashing down the phone} Atal ji, mein bhi aaraha hun…

"Our next PM?"-News My Way

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After interviewing L.K. Advani, i decided to go for another exclusive interview*(no.. no, not with Mr.Advani). And this time i have chosen a great legend, yeap one and only our Prime Minister, Dr. Manmohan Singh.

{R-Reporter, M.S-Manmohan Singh}

R- Are you a morning person or night person?

M.S- Ooh! I think P.M. means night person only.

R- What are you addicted to?

M.S- Wining ever challenge given to me.

R- The naughtiest thing you’ve ever done as an adult?

M.S- Come down into the politics.

R- Who do you think your partner has a crush on?

M.S- Right now I think Sonia Gandhi is looking forward towards AIDAMK and left for the post alliances.

R- Your worst date ever?

M.S- The day when got support from people like Amar Singh, Mulayam Singh.

R- Fun to you is?

M.S- When NCP and RJD leaders say we are not with the congress.

R- In what sense you you have changed in last 20 years?

M.S- I ‘m completly transformed from F.M to P.M.

R- You don’t believe in?

M.S- MR. L.K. Advani

R- What if your partner cheated you?

M.S- Hmm..You can see the condition of Left yourself.

R- Who sets your pulse racing?

M.S- BJP’s slogan, “Mazboot Neta, Nirnayak Sarkar”.

 

*Credit for the questions goes to Brunch(HT).

“Our next PM?”-News My Way

<DISCLAIMER: All the content written below is absolutely fictional.>

After interviewing L.K. Advani, i decided to go for another exclusive interview*(no.. no, not with Mr.Advani). And this time i have chosen a great legend, yeap one and only our Prime Minister, Dr. Manmohan Singh.

{R-Reporter, M.S-Manmohan Singh}

R- Are you a morning person or night person?

M.S- Ooh! I think P.M. means night person only.

R- What are you addicted to?

M.S- Wining ever challenge given to me.

R- The naughtiest thing you’ve ever done as an adult?

M.S- Come down into the politics.

R- Who do you think your partner has a crush on?

M.S- Right now I think Sonia Gandhi is looking forward towards AIDAMK and left for the post alliances.

R- Your worst date ever?

M.S- The day when got support from people like Amar Singh, Mulayam Singh.

R- Fun to you is?

M.S- When NCP and RJD leaders say we are not with the congress.

R- In what sense you you have changed in last 20 years?

M.S- I ‘m completly transformed from F.M to P.M.

R- You don’t believe in?

M.S- MR. L.K. Advani

R- What if your partner cheated you?

M.S- Hmm..You can see the condition of Left yourself.

R- Who sets your pulse racing?

M.S- BJP’s slogan, “Mazboot Neta, Nirnayak Sarkar”.

 

*Credit for the questions goes to Brunch(HT).